Lin: The incy wincy spider went up the water spout...
JAK: down came the acid rain and burnt his legs right out...
Lin: Up comes the sun and burns his legs some more?
JAK: so the incy wincy spider just lies there on the floor... legless.... again...
Lin: Out came the duck and screwed poor little spider back together again...
Alex: this is a rather twisted rhyme! Attention children: DO NOT READ!
JAK: but it was an unlicensed duck and the spiders legs fell of while climbing the water spout. So kids, let that be a lesson... ensure your screwing ducks has a license.
Lin: At least the icy wincy spider ain't gonna bother me no more!
JAK: But… did you know... he had a twin brother... Duh Duh Duuuuuhh...
Dorota: Omg this is the funniest most random conversatioin, you both just made my day!
Lin: Ah I wouldn't be surprised if he had triplets or quadruplets. They breed like rabbits those spiders they do.
JAK: ah but rabbits cant climb up spouts and even then they wont fit, well.. you can force then through but i find that just creates a bloody bunny mess...
Lin: And we cant have a bunny stuck up a spout now can we! Bunny omelette?
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