Monday, 19 September 2011

You can't drink champagne out of a wine glass

Me: "Who says you can't drink champagne out of wine glasses?"

Anonymous: "I do"

Me: "And who are you?"

Anonymous: "Mr. Hangover"

Me: "ah, is the monkey banging the drum with you?"

Mr. Hangover: "Yes, so is the fuzzy worm in your mouth"


Thursday, 1 September 2011

Puppets come and go...

No matter how many times your change the puppet, its still the same puppet master with his hand up its arse...