How a corporate 's handles a problem

1. Become aware perceived problem.
2. Blame the most likely person for the perceived problem (ensure they are junior) 
3. Call over priced agencies of consultants to fix perceived problem.
4. Realise perceived problem wasnt the actual problem
5. Run around like headless chickens blaming everyone but the axe, bumping into the problem causing it to bolt and hide.
6 Problem seems solved.
7. Give everyone a congratulatory slap on the back and bonuses for solving the problem. Except for the actual person who solved the problem. 

You can't drink champagne out of a wine glass

Me: "Who says you can't drink champagne out of wine glasses?"

Anonymous: "I do"

Me: "And who are you?"

Anonymous: "Mr. Hangover"

Me: "ah, is the monkey banging the drum with you?"

Mr. Hangover: "Yes, so is the fuzzy worm in your mouth"

Puppets come and go...

No matter how many times your change the puppet, its still the same puppet master with his hand up its arse...

Voices in the head

The secret to the voices in your head, is to let them argue amongst themselves. That way they neglect to look at what you are actually doing.

Truthful Observation

One truthful observation can be more damaging than a plethora of lies...

Profound post

This is a profound post that will make you laugh and think im clever.

My liver seems very angry this morning

My liver seems very angry this morning... 

You apear taller in email

Its better to apear taller in email than in real life.

True creativity cannot be contained

True creativity cannot be contained....

It can be channeled and shaped and focused but never contained..

It will always find a way to spill out... Just like true beauty..

It calls and I return

I have returned to a place far removed from time
A place that feeds a hunger long forgotten
It never forgot me and silently it had called
Ignored by dreams of concrete my soul slept
Life bleeding away with the passing of each soul

But I have awoken
I have returned
And it's calling.
Calling
I close my eyes and I can feel it in my soul
Slowly it filters away, feeding others from my mind

Creativity leads to...

Creativity leads to passion

Passion leads to frustration

Frustration leads to anger

Anger leads to Creativity...