Goat's, Troll's and a Conversational rock

[09:18:15]  Jemma: I wanted to ask you about loading something onto the intranet, it might be more relevant to laxmi?
[09:18:25] JAK: intranet???
[09:18:31] JAK: i know nothing about the intranet
[09:18:48]  Jemma: yeah you do you are the guru!
[09:19:09] JAK: nope i came down from the mountain
[09:19:22] JAK: i found that the high altitude and the thong didnt mix
[09:19:29] JAK: kept getting weird rashes
[09:19:38]  Jemma: oh crap, that's not so good huh
[09:19:50]  Jemma: are you some kind of montain goat?
[09:20:17] JAK: there was goats yes
[09:20:26] JAK: but i found them poor conversation
[09:20:39] JAK: however i did find a particular rock that was very chatty
[09:21:13]  Jemma: you see I have always found goats have a better sense of humour..
[09:21:58] JAK: yea they did, till i started chewing one of their legs
[09:22:13] JAK: then they turned nasty
[09:22:28] JAK: so i hit it with the conversationalist rock
[09:22:28]  Jemma: thanks for the warning I will remember that
[09:22:37]  Jemma: I bet that did the trick?
[09:23:09] JAK: yea but then the troll became very upset because now there was one less goat to cross his bridge
[09:23:21] JAK: so i reminded him they always tricked him in anyway
[09:23:32] JAK: then he was cool with that....
[09:23:43] JAK: he showed me some pictures of this kids..
[09:23:49] JAK: who know troll babies can be so ugly
[09:24:24]  Jemma: I think they are more on the cute side myself
[09:24:59] JAK: naah never been a fan of troll babies...
[09:25:06] JAK: but then again you should see my cousins
[09:25:12] JAK: sometimes i shudder
[09:25:25] JAK: wouldnt want to meet them in a dark alley
[09:25:30] JAK: well not without a big stick
[09:27:50]  Jemma: I think you could give JK Rowling a run for her money
[09:29:15] JAK: she has a lot of money
[09:29:19] JAK: bt seriously...
[09:29:33] JAK: intranet is a sore point
[09:29:52] JAK: i dont really get involved as its sharepoint
[09:30:02] JAK: and its a bit wonkey donkey on a mac
[09:30:19]  Jemma: ]:)
[09:30:23] JAK: plus its microsoft and bill gates is the anti-christ
[09:30:44] JAK: or a goat
[09:30:53] JAK: i always get the two mixed up
[09:31:20] JAK: thats why im banned from the petting zoo
[09:31:34] JAK: they dont want me to run around shouting "APOCALYPSE"
[09:31:57]  Jemma: I don't blame them, don't want you going around throwing  conversationalist rocks around
[09:32:21] JAK: yea... as they are hard to come by