Sigh

Just when you think things cant possibly get worst, monday rolls around again... somedays you wonder if a  hole in the head will hurt less

Croissants

I just don't understand why the croissants in Europe tastes better than the dried out mass produced boardroom croissants from Tesco's

That everyone feel they have to eat because it's free... And if you really lucky you get a pan'au'nutello substitute specially dried for your pleasure...

Snake

so a snake comes up to you and offers you a bite from his apple... and you say... sure.. i bet the bloke with the penis would love a bite as well... the bloke wouldnt have cared if it was a rock.. all he heard was  "boobs boobs boobs apple boobs"

Pebble Mountain

It takes one pebble to bring the mountain down... Why do I seem to have the ability to always kick that bloody pebble?

Imaginary Friend

I bet you that my Imaginary friend can beat up your Imaginary friend....

The Only Belief

The only belief that holds the answers is your own personal belief, a belief built on experience and knowledge, not a believe that you are forced to blindly follow.